THE BRITISH ARE A NATION OF BESOTTED PET LOVERS ! The UK ~ A Small Independent Island ~ 20 miles offshore from NORTH E*R*P* ~ Has a population of 67 million. It also has at least 67 million Pets ~ one fo each Man - Woman & Child ! TRUMPTON (USA) has a population of 329 million and 329 million GUNZ ! We sincerely feel that on balance PETS are a tad safer than GUNZ ! Love to all Angela - Brian - Smokey ๐งก๐ค๐
MATILDA
Had a CAT
Nothing strange in that
Except it was a JAGUAR
BLACK as yer Fathers HAT !
POLLY was a Snake Dancer
Writhon* wiv her PYTHON
The PYTHON now is twice its size
And sadly POLLYGON !
PIXIE had a PONY
Took him to a GYMKHANA
She went off track
When she came back
She was ridin* on a DALLY LLAMA
We have a pond
Shaped like a HARP
Its full of PINK & RED KOI CARP
Our Waterfall makes a tinkling sound
Attracting FAT CATS from Miles around !
Its covered with mesh ~ Their hopes to scupper
Of joinin* OUR SMOKEY in a FISH & CHIP SUPPER !
BEWARE OF THE DOG
The notice said ~ Several
Posties *ave lost their *ed
Leave yer parcel at the gate instead
Dogs will Dogs I understand ~ THAT !
But one seldom sees a notice
BEWARE OF OUR CUDDLY
PUSSY CAT !
The British are a nation that loves PETS
In spite of ALI BABA & the FORTY VETS !
To their every whim & wish ~ we*re Martyrs
They fill the Air with *Eau de Merde*
They*re weers & they*re farters
Me Granddad said in World Two
The kept Chickens in the YARD
There wasnt very much to do
Feed them on scraps
Hose away the POOOOOOOH !
So the kids never got in a State
When they ended up on the Dinner Plate
The names Grandad gave them decided their FATE
Chicken Kiev ~ Chicken Korma ~ Chicken Curry ~ Chicken Pie
Chicken Kebabs ~ Chicken Hot Pot ~ they sure knew they would die
Thanks for visit comments welcome Love A & B & SMOKEY
T