No cat for me
A faithful dog it has to be
A lovey-dovey friendly dachshund
Think I’ll call it Osamund.
No cat for me
A faithful dog it has to be
A lovely cuddly sausage dog
In preference to a slimy frog.
No cat for me
A faithful dog it has to be
A sausage dog long haired and blond
Conjured up by magic wand.
No cat for me
A faithful dog it has to be
A sausage dog, long hair that falls
and covers up his low slung balls.