DURING LOCKDOWN ~ With Pubs & Restaurants Closed Folk have had to rely on *Home Cookin* and there have been lots of complaints ~ when compared to the Local Caff ! This Poem deals with the biggest gripes ~ OK !Ive bin doin* most of the most of the CHEFFIN* cos ANGELA is busy PHYSIOTHERRAPIN* ! As a Lecturer in Food Science Im a Precise Cook & ANGELA is a Spice Cook so we have NO Complaints ! The JAZZ Classic focuses on the excellence of *Home Cookin* in Southern US & we can vouch for that ! The visual shiws a *Full English* with some of the imperfections mentioned in the Poem ! Burned Toast & Bangers - Hard Fried Eggs - Too many Beans & Cold Coffee ! Does that ring a BELL ? Such food NEVER served in UK Motorway Caffs of course ~ only Haute Cuisine ! Love to All ~ Dine well this WEEKEND ~ Angela & Brian & Smokey ๐งก๐ค๐
BURNED TOAST ~ The thing I hate the most - MUM
Scrape it in the Bin - YES and then start agin !
Steak & Veg thats overcooked - we*ve noted
MUM cant bear to cook Steak rare - her Sprouts are always bloated !
Stale baguettes & Mashed Potato ~ LUMPY
We train our College Students - Never to serve those
Our Diners @ the College would be ~ GRUMPY
And our WINES all have - a Nose like a Garden Hose !
Cauliflower Cheese - that always full of Water
Roast Potatoes never Crisp - but always SOGGY
Never serve those to your Son or Daughter
Such *Pommes de Terre* are not fit for your DOGGY !
Bruised Bananas - turn out blackened - when you PEEL
And hard-fried Eggs - Just make me wanna SQUEEL !
Thanks for your visit comments please LOVE Angela & Brian ๐๐๐