Yes, it\'s all true, ya know!
Goldfinch and I at Hastings
In good old 1066 - and all that....rubbish!
Me dog (imaginary), Fido, was there too
An 18+ censoring cur
Barks at any poets that write 18+ poems
But \'forget\' to mark them as such
Yep, a reading, talking dog
We, Goldie and I
Was on the moon too before 1969
Why, WE was the first men on the moon
We came up from the other side of the moon
To greet the earthlings who landed in 1969
We\'re not human, ya know
Well, we\'re maybe half human, half something else
This nuttiness could go on and on
How old are you two? You may say
Ohh, millions of years old
So old, we forgot when we were born!
Now - we didn\'t tell ya
When we was at Trafalgar in 1805
And it was our fault Nelson lost an arm!
Join us in Hastings today for Reunion
Only if you was there in person in 1066 with us
That\'s the only condition... heehee.