Well he has done it again,
Our ‘caring’ church minister,
Has done it again!
The ‘phone went,
I knew it was him.
So I answered,
Asked him how he was.
Being the ‘caring’ church minister,
He asked me how I was,
So I said all was well.
We chatted about things,
About what we were doing,
And then came the crux,
The reason he ‘phoned me,
He had problems with his printer!
When first he arrived
I installed his computer,
And every so often get the call.
Something had gone wrong,
I always helped.
But when my loved one was unwell,
He still ‘phoned
Asking if she was alright,
But every time
He ‘phoned because he had a problem!
He never, ever ‘phoned
Just to see how we were!
And now in these shutdown times
He still hasn’t changed!
Our ‘caring’ church minister!