Doggerel Dave

Mango Madness

Although no doubt this Queensland lad      

Was a larrikin through and through

He really couldn’t be called bad

Though he was often in the poo:

 

Minor misdeeds you’d have to say,

None violent or disturbed the peace –

More reckless, such as on his way                      

Home bound from detention release.

 

Passed an old house, classic design,

Stilted with louvred verandah –   

Out front four mango trees in line

Plus of course, a jacaranda.

 

He’d noticed this not far from school

When mangoes began to ripen;

And though he managed to stay cool,

Each day his taste buds would tighten.

 

A gap in the fence found near where

One fruit laden branch hung so low                

Was just too tempting - he would dare

To take a fruit and quickly go.

 

Heavily ripe with rich red hue

The fruit warm and firm as detached;

Goal accomplished and he was through,

Ready for home with mango snatched.

 

Now for retreat, soon for a bite….          

Then louvre rattle – “Ere, what’s this?

Knock off my mangoes? That’s not right!”

(Not again; here’s one more crisis).

                                                                       

But a change - a gleam in the eye:

“Go round the back, pick up a sack -

Fill it up full – glad you came by;

There’ll be more – make sure you come back.

 

I need a hand, a bright young lad;

You clear them trees and don’t be slack.       

The noise and smell fair drive me mad

When them flying foxes attack!”