Sink an empty jam jar in the lawn
Burry it so it\'s level with the ground
Add some beer and leave overnight
Enjoy playing God with the slugs that have drowned
Take it up another notch, be truely evil...
Soak a sponge in gravy
Poison local feral cats
Purely cos you\'re crazy
Blindly follow the media
Take the government\'s word
Inoculation, vaccine, listerine
Immunity of the herd