Dogs are far too discriminating these days.
Pedigree Chum has a lot to answer for.
Dogs no longer eat student’s crappy essays –
They tear out the best bits of Granny instead…
The funeral was lovely.
Inspired by my teacher at an adult education establishment who informally spoke of another part time role (the lot of academics today is not a happy one) as tutor at a university where she marked essays. She noted a change in the excuses provided for non delivery of said essays on time... (‘Had to attend Grandmothers funeral’)