Into the chemist I went
Just to collect some medicine,
Mask on face
So I wouldn’t be recognised.
There was a lady at the counter,
Fully masked of course.
She turned and looked at me
“It’s Andy isn’t it?” She said,
I said “Yes I am.”
She looked at me and then said
“You’ve lost some weight, haven’t you?”
“Yes” I replied, “Just a bit”.
She looked back to the counter,
Collected her medicine and left.
I was left there bemused,
Who the hell was that lady?
Or am I just notorious!