Michael Edwards

LIMERICKS 70 and 71

 

 

There was an old man from Bahrain

Who grew radishes down the drain

Hot they were not

And they started to rot

So his efforts had all been in vain.

 

 

In lock-down once more

and my bum\'s getting sore

here on the sofa

an idle bored loafer

with nowhere to go anymore.