They told me \"no longer go out\"
for exercise just jump and shout
but theres something quite fishy
about flailing limbs swishy
i\'m afraid ive become an old trout
so at last we\'ve got it for real
that much promised brexit good deal
we put an end to the babble
we conquered the rabble
with stiff upper lip sex appeal
you think lockdown cushy?
well my hairstyles become somewhat bushy
the missus complains
and plays video games
while i playfully stroke lovely pussy