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Donald Trump must be permanently barred and furloughed from Whitehouse

 

 

While figuratively (yet electronically) rifling thru bajillion documents, I came across one written four plus years ago and slightly modified today January ninth two thousand and twenty one at approximately 9:42 PM, when Hillary Clinton Democratic contestant chose Tim Kaine of Virginia as her running mate and former forty second first lady got thoroughly thrashed during debates with he who must NOT be named.

 

Little did yours truly (me) intimate what horrific state of affairs the forty fifth president would wreak (his latest gig desecrating sacred government enclaves housed within Capitol Hill), although keen political prognosticators foresaw calamity plain as day. If only said metaphorical crystal ball gazers ominous premonition heeded and/or brave soul(s) with chutzpah (think yours truly) raised a ruckus to oust the newly anointed commander in chief.

 

Hindsight always 20/20!

 

Egg gads, I ham aghast,

(and turning green with disgust)

at increasing popularity

witnessed by Donald Trump,

hence aye aerate thoughts,

how ass a nine his banal, demoniacal,

egomaniacal, fanatical, guttural, and hurtful

culling frightening insight, where

portentous Portuguese Man \'o War debacle

doth crowdsource, Flickr, Snapchat,

Twitter and indeed long foster

my plenti full overactive imagination

 

to induce writhing expressions of fearfulness

proportionate burst of haughtiness)

while he doth stump

would animate mine rear

i.e. rather noxious flatulence

expelled from outward doppelganger of rump

pull stilts skin cuz this chap haint Noah fan,

but wood vouchsafe

tub be a Jimmy Neutron

n Spongebob Squarepants

Ark n saw wing enemy against

da dull don dat does pumps

 

swaggering bravado with fist swelling ego

analogous to his body infected

with severe case of mumps

that brazen denizen hurling

and spewing volcanic fiery spittle

with incense against others –

to him mere lumps

of protoplasm heckled as inferior to himself

boasts as proof of favoritism,

 

that enervating, fawning,

gabbling feverish arrogant mania for him jumps

higher than expected,

while he commits faux paws which bumps

his ratings higher, he gleefully endorses

pandemonium toward gloating gumps

shun from the uproarious querulous

and populous madding crowd

regarding return of native son.

 

Throughout launch of his campaign,

banally, devilishly, and fiendishly

character assassinating those opposed to his views -

inducing me to harrumph and dump faith

in humanity, wondering what ruse

smart democratic pol mongers can conjure up

 

while pacing in soft shoes

woeful sentiments sans his attempt did render

competitors to drop out in ones n twos

whom he purportedly considers apostates,

and heathens cons heed Make America Great use

all manner of bullying

(determination whose occipital pupils

 

coalescing into searing

grape nut size wrath poisonous daggers)

forcibly silencing any jeers

when necessary plagiarizing neo Nazi playbook -

with trophy wife eliciting \"who cares\"

attitude closing in on pinteresting

for United States chess board foursquare,

which deliberate intent

to foment n wrought prostrate -

music to those hoteliers billion dollar ears

 

sans defeated apprenticing contestants

hearing sobbing tears

with vitriolic violent bilious

inducing jabs of his will full brittle spears

reputations of personalities

(men and women politicians

his especial flavor of scathing,

scandalous, scabrous sordidness

 

spewed squeamishly to grab

by the figurative crotch
(ala Michael Jackson)

the hello kitty 2016 presidential election),

whether liberal, conservative,

heterosexual or queers

thus tis find this muddling middle-aged mwm

abject psychic fractal shears.

 

The following poetic addendum composed way buff fore this (in my mind) atrocious, cretaceous, enormous, ferocious, garrulous, hellacious, indecorous, malicious nemesis, pernicious, querulous, rapacious, specious, tedious, unrighteous, vicious, dangerous demon must BE STOPPED IN HIS TRACKS ASAP!

 

DONALD TRUMP – RE: DUCKS --

this portion dashed off

(while driving an open white hearse slay

so many months back before sale him

slotted the most coveted

Casino biggest win -

before the political imbroglio

much more upsetting than today

 

Axe the old don

A trump peter n piper

of incredulous hellish crud - be gone

With the ha airbrushed pompous arse

so the Macy jackal hound doth run

After public outcry yelps

for his hide and proletarian discord won.

 

Donald Duck Trump ™!$ - a pompous ass

makes war with his big brass

knuckles and bucket of crass

maligns vis a vis character assassination

with soundcloud of broken glass

inciting banal deathly

hallowed expletives toward lass

sees – especially Fox Television

news anchor woman Megyn Kelly

inducing said personality

 

to bear the brunt of brutish mass

of vitriolic n vile insults

from incriminating verbal pass

so…ex post facto

viz mine NO VOTE from me

thus this digital screed to disallow him

to accept the oath of office,

cuz he will hurrahs

from such a snooty arrogant

simian with sass.

 

I van a try to describe while sitting on me rump

How he oh bomb in lee rages with gnashing teeth

while back a slump

blasting Democratic nomination as a sham –

from special interest bro and sis turn pump

he, the epitomy of crass bloviation,

a malignant lump

whose rants sans presidential outcome

a sham rocking red bull

in a China shop with his millions beds this,

 

that and another woman to bareback jump

disseminating gene pool –

Obama null lee birthing

more quackers and additionally doth hump

the mass media as some foolhardy charade

and caricature of a frazzled grump

this arboreal clothed ape

erecting taj mahal phallic symbol

where players dump

and gamble away hard earn cash

 

for his (hmm... mew zing) hello kitty,

as if that cachet to grind and bump

lambasting with that maniacal leering pout
while hair rum runs rampant with red bulls

in a china shop atop his bulbous aerosol

sprayed heady measly shaped

ulterior motive aimed his sights

to become pastor of muppets

dis eased cranial hologram

of a cretaceous, facetious and insidious mump.

 

By: Baron Von Ivan Mal N. Ya.