LIMERICK 73 ( Plus 3 Variants )
You might see a tramp when you’re out and about
who stands in the bushes and gets out his spout.
Now it’s not a nice sight
but remember his plight:
when the bladder is weak the wee has to come out.
And the three runners-up are:
…...
it’s not a nice trait
but his bladder won’t wait
and desperate is he to let his wee out.
…….
which although disconcerting
when bladder is bursting
there’s no other option to let the wee out.
…...
you might find this bad
but please don’t get mad
for he’s no other means to let his wee out.