Michael Edwards

LIMERICK 73 ( Plus 3 Variants )

 

 

LIMERICK 73 ( Plus 3 Variants )

 

You might see a tramp when you’re out and about

who stands in the bushes and gets out his spout.

Now it’s not a nice sight

but remember his plight:

when the bladder is weak the wee has to come out.

 

 

 

And the three runners-up are:

 

…...

it’s not a nice trait

but his bladder won’t wait

and desperate is he to let his wee out.

 

…….

which although disconcerting

when bladder is bursting

there’s no other option to let the wee out.

 

 

…...

you might find this bad

but  please don’t get mad

for he’s no other means to let his wee out.