There once was a miner,
And he set up a pit,
To put his tailings forever,
Inside of the bear fortress,
So when he got attacked,
By a sow with Cubs,
The cute kind with round ears,
his miner friends took joy in,
Killing those Cubs before the
Troops helicoptered in,
And shot that mom bear with
a vengeance grin,
Alway viewing the fortress as his....
To dump their waste and
Be friends with animals