St. Paddy\'s Day is here once again.
Let\'s share the laughter with our fake Irish friends.
Green all around, It\'ll make your eyes quiver.
They\'ll even dye a whole feckin river
For a holiday built on fictional junk
That\'s all an excuse to go out and get drunk.
We\'ll drink, we\'ll laugh, we\'ll drink and we\'ll play
And we won\'t be rememberin a ting the next day.
Once our livers are sufficiently ravaged
We\'ll retire home for some corned beef and cabbage.
It\'s Paddy not Patty, don\'t you forget!
Or a day o BAYTINS you will get!