Alex Arnot

A Paddy\'s Day Poem

St. Paddy\'s Day is here once again.

Let\'s share the laughter with our fake Irish friends.

Green all around, It\'ll make your eyes quiver.

They\'ll even dye a whole feckin river

For a holiday built on fictional junk

That\'s all an excuse to go out and get drunk.

We\'ll drink, we\'ll laugh, we\'ll drink and we\'ll play

And we won\'t be rememberin a ting the next day.

Once our livers are sufficiently ravaged

We\'ll retire home for some corned beef and cabbage.

It\'s Paddy not Patty, don\'t you forget!

Or a day o BAYTINS you will get!