This may not flow well
It may not even rhyme
But to be honest this card was on sale
And I was running out of time.
So below is a list
Of things I really love
Hopefully I can provide the jist
Of why you\'re held slightly above.
I love you more than DIE HARD
More than Holly loved John
More than his bare feet loved glass shards
More than the stack of stolen bonds
I love you more than BREAD
More then the warm, soft, sourdough
More than when it\'s served to me in bed
Even when there\'s so much butter, the bread doesn\'t show.
I love you more than WALKING
More than holes love my socks
More than the people I\'ve been stalking
Even more than the bum I ignore, when he talks
But most of all I love you
(This next one was hard to say)
More than TERMINATOR 2
That\'s right, more than Judgement Day.
So by now I hope you realize
Exactly what you mean to me
So put the card down and look into my eyes
And maybe you\'ll see what I see.