FOOTBALL PUNDITS
Football pundits only use
The present tense and I suppose
They have no sense of history
To me this is a mystery
So have they never been to school
They use the past tense not at all
Describing games played yesterday
As though the match was still in play
It’s sad to think they’re not that bright
They’re truly not that erudite
Though many it is true to say
Have lost their accents on the way.