Michael Edwards

RAISE THE PINKY

 

 

                                       RAISE THE PINKY                                               

 

 

When making sandwiches you must

from every slice remove the crust

prepare and serve with love and care

(they’re fit for Kings I do declare)

and so with dainty fingers eat

this nutritive postprandial treat

and in accompaniment serve up

an assam tea in a china cup

 

But if by chance you’re a common worker

stick to a diet of gobfuls of burger.