Doggerel Dave

The Hopeville Hilton Hospital - ity

 

As a naked Moses parts the red sea

Lines of traffic divide and let him be.

Rescue at hand – blue a soothing colour;

Off to the Hopeville, not home to mother.

 

That old bloke who pioneered space travel

With help from four black cats was quite novel

But would not matter; though as hygiene slid

Out of control and neighbors moan, it did…

 

Citizen Bob just minds his own business

But the gent upstairs causes much distress:

Interferes with Bob’s peace – will suddenly

Control his TV telepathically.

 

Men in blue who turn up at his behest

Cannot accede to Bob’s simple request – 

Instead they must courteously escort

Into Hopeville’s tender arms to sort.

 

Hopeville’s bar dispensed cocktails also mixed

With coloured allsorts to a schedule fixed

In the hope Moses (and perhaps the rest)

Would get to return home, a discharged guest.

 

Sometimes this worked and sometimes it didn’t –

Many neighbours couldn’t display a hint

Of compassion towards their behavior,

Ignored them though of quiet demeanour.