The Uneducated O.A.P

Feline Woes

I used to work in a garage, near wasteland, by a river.

A bedraggled cat, in the doorway, all of a quiver

He\'s been hanging around for weeks and weeks

Waiting for someone to give him tasty treats

My apprentice said \" What\'s he hanging around for?\" 

\"He\'ll get squashed sitting by that door\"

I replied \" It\'s feral, he\'s nor very tame\"

He said \"How do you know his name?\"