I just happened to walk into town,
My seventies hairstyle swaying with each step.
Such a long time since I had my haircut
But I was not worried about it,
I certainly wasn’t going to book an appointment,
Or queue at my barbers,
But as I passed the barbers it was empty.
So in I went and had my locks shorn,
Shorn to my short hair of normality.
That pleased me, hair cut without waiting,
Charged the normal price,
All was fine.
The problem came the following day.
I walked into my croquet club
And they didn’t know me!
So I was charged a fiver!
The new member’s fee!!