One morning there was a loud knock on my door,
On opening my neighbour was there looking so angry .
“What is wrong I asked” feeling concerned for him,
“It’s you “ he shouted “the noise you are making!”
“What noise?” I asked,
“That noise of you making love” he replied,
“What do you mean?” I replied,
“Early every morning we here you,
Shouting and screaming in your lovemaking!”,
“But I’m on my own, nobody to make love to”.
“Ok he said what is that noise we hear every morning?”
“Oh” I replied, “ I think I know what it is,
It’s me trying to get my socks on.”