There we sat around the table,
The five of us
Six if you include Jack, the dog,
Chatting quite happily
After many months
Where sitting together
Was not allowed.
Jack got the occasional treat,
I didn’t!
Then Alan told a tale,
Retired for many years
But still drove cars
To and from a garage.
Then one day the manager
Asked for Alan’s email,
Alan said he didn’t have one,
That manager said we shall get one,
What name would you like?
I have no idea said Alan,
I know said the manager
As you are such an old codger,
We’ll name you Coffin Dodger .