Mary had a can of worms
she liked to watch them wriggle
she kept it by the toilet bowl
in case they need to have a piddle
Mary had a handy man
she made him put up shelves
he liked to put up other things
best kept between themselves
Mary\'s fellah was such a bore
liked to sit and watch the cricket
he asked her to sit next to him
but she told him where to stick it
mary\'s pony took a fright
and ran off at the gallop
and when she finally captured it
she gave it such a wallop