Note to self:
Do shut up now, Orchi!
You waffle on and on sometimes
Well, I wish I would shut up
But I never seem to start shutting up
I witter on and on
Asking questions like:
\'Is \'the morrow\' the same as \'tomorrow\'?
And \'Is \'witter\' the same as \'twitter\'?
And \'If Fire Exits have to be kept closed at all times
How we gonna get out if there\'s a fire?\'
Doh! I must know these things!
One more: \'Who is Bill Stickers, and his mate Bill Posters?\'
Why they got to prosecute them?!
Fido, me talking dog will help me
He knows 99% of what there is to know!
He checks them poems still, ya know
And barks severely at anyone
Forgetting to mark a poem 18+ when it should be
Then when I swoon
At the least hint of a hot poem
He revives me with wine, mixed with water, of course
He knows some Bible verses too
He found one recently:
\'Your wine is mixed with water\' (Isaiah 1 v.22)
Though that was not OK
It symbolised the people\'s compromise
Maybe half-heartedness
Or maybe even their stinginess
Well, that one applies to me
Yep, add water to ya wine/whisky./etc
It\'ll make ya tipple last longer
Ya won\'t have to buy another bottle so soon
Makes sense to me! LOL.