Griddly Smethelton from Boffington town
Sneezed so hard he blew the place down
Poor Mrs Duckers\' knickers flew off
While Mr Von Sneppick copped a good look
Ipsy Mcskiggins lost all of her hair
While the Grundley twins were swept in the air
And the Mayor of the town was in a terrible state
He swallowed his food as well as the plate
All of the firemen from Colerutter Row
Clutched to their pole and wouldnt let go
While PC Porpoodle hung on to a rail
But was blown so hard he landed in jail
Poor Griddly Smethelton the town was a mess
And sneezing so hard left him choking for breath
It was such an uproar a noisey affair
And everyone near him were shaken to death
But once it was over and all had calmed down
They turned and saw who had made such a sound
And standing there with a hand on his nose
Stood Griddly Smethelton as red as a rose
And gingerly he removed his snot ridden hand
And wiped his nose clean upon the bandstand
\"Oops\" he replied \"what a to do.
At least, on the brightside, it wasn\'t a poo!\"