Doggerel Dave

Humane Relations.

I joined a so called mixed group I won’t name

With a hidden, no – overt objective;

Shrinking a handful of men was the game;

Several women would make it effective.

 

(Never had I encountered such excess

In women with whom I had relations;   

During a long life some few I confess

Were serious, others great flirtations.)

 

I had heard and witnessed misogyny,

Challenged it as well, but this about men

Even had a name; I checked – misandry;

It sucks, but what should I make of it then?

 

Perhaps I will emerge a much changed man:

An admirer of Germaine and sisters

Now traduced, calumniated, what can

Be left? Align myself with my ‘brothers’?

 

A coven of harridans and harpies

Are on their way to seek me out I’m sure.

That’s paranoia - about what? crazies?

I just won’t go there – I’ll self talk my cure:

 

Are gender relations really so dark?

Wake up – it’s a local aberration;

Most women’s attitudes are not so stark -

Many won’t agree to my castration…..