Ipsy Mcskiggins with a smile on her face
Has just been shopping in her favourite place
With a hop and a skip she\'s always there
For Ipsy Mcskiggins loves to buy hair.
Bald as a stone from the moment she was born
Not a single follicle can be found on her form
But her vanity grew where her hair should be
To the point where her house is one giant toupee
She has all sorts of strands for many occasions
Long, short, plaited and more exotic persuasions
She could seduce a man at 20 yards
With a flick of auburn silk from her finest yarn
Every body loves her in Boffington Town
Because she\'s always smiling and never frowns
But Ipsy has a secret that nobody knows
About how she keeps her hair in place on her nog
She uses the claws from a pussy cats feet
Sharp and pointy they work such a treat
But your average cat really objects
To giving up its feet for the latest cut
Which explains why there are no longer felines around
In the rat filled place called Boffington Town
Nine lives never last if Ipsy is near
Not when it comes to immovable hair