Mrs Duckers was a foul mouthed crone
Everytime she saw you she would swear and moan
All the children teased her until she bit
Then she would say
\"You \'orrid little sh..\"
..e... often walked in Boffington park
Swearing at the sparrows and cursing all the larks
And if she ever saw you it was just bad luck
Because she would always shout \"Oi! Off you fu..\"
.. nnily enough on the other side of town
Lived Mr Von Sneppick, a pious man
You would never hear him curse or hear him swear
He was a gentle man so full of care
Mr Von Sneppick was madly in love
With old Mrs Duckers and her x rated mouth
But everytime he passed her he always heard
\"Go away Von Sneppick you dirty ba......\"
.... rely a word they spoke or shared
Without Mrs Duckers starting to swear
But then one day while both alone
Mr Von Sneppick silenced the crone
With a kiss so deep it would make you sigh
And stop all the birds from flying in the sky
When the moment ended
All the town held its breath
And then Mrs Duckers finally said
\"Good grief my dear sweet, sweet man that was so wonderfully unexpected. I had no idea at all none whatsoever. I just didnt know that my soul was so empty. And yet, i am full from the taste of your lips upon my lips. My life now has purpose and meaning. I\'m lost for words, truly I am.\"
And quiet Mr Von Sneppick who never said much turned to Mrs Duckers and said\" Fancy a f...?\"
..or everyone there is someone to be found
Especially in romantic Boffington Town.