I got the rotten buzzy thing
I caught it in my hand
Vengeance is mine
You noisey git
And now its pay back time
Let\'s face it they\'re all smug little bastards
Zooming everwhere
Then landing on the nearest poo before taking to the air
Their feet tap dance upon your plate
Of boiled beef, peas and carrots
There\'s organic but that\'s a stretch too far
When they\'ve just walked around the toilet
And so fare well you little fly
And contemplate your life
You\'ve never been a friendly thing
And i suspect that you know why
But as i crush it slowly to death
I hear a little voice
\'help me!\' it cries all mortified
\'i don\'t want to die!
I know I\'ve led a sinful life and pissed off everyone.
But I\'ve seen the error of my ways and will be saintly from now on.\'
So caught off guard by this declaration
I loosen my deathly grip
And out escapes the sodding fly
Which spins around my head
And the last thing that i hear from it
As it dashes out my room
Is \'Your hands are covered in the shit
i just walked on in your loo!\'
Which just goes to show that forgiveness
Isn\'t all its cracked up to be
Cos now ive got a bloody fly probably pissing in my tea.
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