(BR) = bertrand russell
(S) = snagglepuss
BR: \"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts.\"
S: \"Heavens to Murgatroyd!\"
BR: \"The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.\"
S: \"Somebody hurt! In dire pain, even!\"
BR: \"Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim.\"
S: \"Exit, stage left!\"