You are welcome to the land of Anon -
Run by an infamous cabal of two.
This dreadful couple have managed to con
A weary public who need something new.
At its head we find that famous soldier
General Incompetence is his name,
Also ably aided by his partner –
Supply of illusion really her game.
She the muse who provides inspiration
To our politicians of every stripe;
Her name you might know as Miss Direction.
And you believe we have no cause to gripe?