Classroom floors
Are littered with bodies
RIP overachiever
And all you nobodies
You\'ll be missed;
Well, how will the Gov
Keep justifying the power
Of schools and \'tough love\'
Without your pale faces
And lifeless eyes
Calloused fingers
And little white lies
Lies that you\'re fine
That you aren\'t slowly dying
Lies that you aren\'t
Lying on the floor crying
Because you\'re stressed -
No, it\'s because hardwood flooring
Is just so damn comfortable.