The journeyman has become a master
It\'s such a sacred day
You see I bought a pair of craghoppers
and threw my jeans away.
Comfort over fashion
Now reigns strongly in my mind
And you can\'t beat sketchers walking shoes
If you have to walk a mile
I have a hat for every occasion
Well one for wet and dry
And i rather think a wax gilet
Does subtly catch the eye
To top it off all complete
An allotment i now own
Only two minutes easy walk
From my ground floor no steps home
And words of advice?
You bet I do
Enough to last the day
And it\'s freely given to everyone
As they try to walk away
Aches and pains
And things gone saggy
Enough for a doctors thesis
Thanks to Google and an active mind
I can provide him my prognosis
I can\'t eat like I used to do
For fear of a bloaty backlash
So gluten free and porridge oats
Replace my daily rashers
The list goes on and will never end
But i think it\'s safe to say
I love craghoppers trousers now
The greatest comfort ever made