Will you all be there?
The club nights will be back
But you must have a passport,
A passport to show two jabs.
Well we can form a club
As all of us over sixty five
Have had the double jab.
So get ready Club owners
For us oldies.
Put the Double Diamond
And the Watneys on the tap,
Play the Beatles and Stones,
Provide us with Sanatogen not hash,
Feed us chicken in a basket.
You must have defibs available
And good first aiders,
And we will be there,
Dancing and singing
Well into the night,
Up to our bedtime
Of ten thirty pm.
Come on all,
Join me at the night club.