orchidee

Some Mysteries Of Life

Oohh, something spiritual again, Orchi?

Maybe \'deep\', thoughtful, philosophical ,etc?

Summat of vital importance maybe?

 

Nope! Well, it may be of interest

Pondering a few mysteries of life here

Such as - If there is a fire, how do we get out

If Fire Doors say \'keep closed at all times\'?

 

And have they found Bill Posters yet?

Or his relative Bill Stickers?

They are gonna be prosecuted

But it don\'t say what for?

Can\'t understand that!

 

And what is the longest word?

That hippo-wotsit word? Or Supercala.....

I dunno wot it means!

Nope - it\'s \'smiles\'

Cos there is a sMILEs between beginning and end

 

And now - the unfathomable

Fido - does he even exist?

A talking, reading dog

Who knows 99% of what there is to know.

What bit don\'t he know? The 1%.

 

And why say 5 words

When 30 will do? 

Ain\'t no charge for words, or is there?

How much does a vowel cost? And a consonant?

And is waffle free?

 

I\'ll leave ya to figure these out

And any other mysteries ya may know

Along these lines

And - was you there in 1066?

In person I mean!

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