Ohhh! *((^($£*)&*!!&$
And furthermore - ()*&^$^&*NH£\"^*~
And even - ()&*^%$%~~}I$£&**!!
Note to self:
Whatever\'s the matter Orchi?
Why you ranting and raving like this?
You\'ll make our ears burn
If you dared to translate this
Don\'t reach for the \'translate\' function
On your laptop/computer, etc!
Nooo, I\'m not in a state
I\'m not in a mood
I\'m doing a bit of algebra
Are ya familiar with them algebraic equations?
Or is it all as a foreign language to ya?
Oh yes, we can all do 3 + x = 5
Simples - the answer is 2
But what about:
3 x 4y + 2 bc / 4,536a - (3.6 - 47%) + 5.375 x bbc1?
I made that all up - did I?
Answers on a postcard if you know the answer
I dunno the answer
It could be
27 and a half pork pies plus 15 bags of crisps
For all I know
Notice the \'bbc1\' at the end?
You pulling our leg Orchi?
Fido understands it perfectly of course.
Sometimes it\'s enough though
To make ya say &%$i]#+^8%$£)?!
Or to go barmy and say
Whhhh€€€€€€€€€€€€€€€!!!
(£ obtained by \'alt gr\' and \'4\' keys
On my keyboard anyway)
And I don\'t mean in an algebraic form!
Oohh! heehee.
Now c\'mon Orchi, says Fido
You know there\'s only 24 and a half pork pies in the answer!