Doggerel Dave

My Spell Checker

This sale by my spell checker will reduce their surplus stock

Which includes a pile of letters that I’ve been keen to block;

They push my letter S aside without a pardon me,

Shove a Z in its place and almost get away scot free.

While it mostly rights my spelling of which I have much doubt

This is one intervention I could clearly do without.

 

That Z is far too pointy when a sleek round S is fine;

The smooth and sweet letter S will continue to be mine.

I will find out why you do this – I’ve got you in my sights;

So keep an eye on this old dog - poetically he bites.

Give it up, America – I much prefer my spelling,

Or I’ll hit you with a verse; this story I’ll be spilling.

…………………………Which I have…………………………….