This sale by my spell checker will reduce their surplus stock
Which includes a pile of letters that I’ve been keen to block;
They push my letter S aside without a pardon me,
Shove a Z in its place and almost get away scot free.
While it mostly rights my spelling of which I have much doubt
This is one intervention I could clearly do without.
That Z is far too pointy when a sleek round S is fine;
The smooth and sweet letter S will continue to be mine.
I will find out why you do this – I’ve got you in my sights;
So keep an eye on this old dog - poetically he bites.
Give it up, America – I much prefer my spelling,
Or I’ll hit you with a verse; this story I’ll be spilling.
…………………………Which I have…………………………….