Bought a lottery ticket yesterday
From a nice old man
The Great Pootatuck Duck Race Raffle
To benefit various Lions Club charities
Only $5
And did I know
I could go to my phone
And scan their thingamajig
To pay online
But I said to him
No thanks
I\'d rather pay to win
Your chuckle in real time
And see the laugh lines
On your face
For the honor of losing (again)
The great Pootatuck Duck Race