I just did not believe it!
How could that be?
Off to the tip I went
To get rid of some rubbish,
Knowing darn well
That the ‘Road Works God’ would know
And send the workers out before me
To dig up some of the road
Just to annoy me,
They always do.
They see me get in my car
And they think
We’ll have to dig up the road
To make his journey longer.
But this time it was different,
Or so I thought.
Reached the tip with no delays,
Did not see any roadworks,
None on either side of the road.
Started the journey home
And they got me once again!
They must have been hiding
And thought we’ll get him,
Get him as he drives home.
And yet again that ‘Road Works God’
Put the roadworks in my way once more.