Do feel free to call me Nostradamus (Got you in – didn’t it?)
As I am a prophet extraordinaire;
But prognostications superfluous -
To some I’m a pain in the derrière.
This is just because I’m a pessimist,
And in this world more right than I am wrong.
When I’m right that’s just fine; glad to assist.
And wrong? I’ve learnt something – here I belong.