I\'m a domestic short hair tabby tom,
I carry myself with great aplomb
Rabbit is my given name
to my everlasting shame
A muscular hunting tom like me
should not suffer such indignity
the next hand reaching to stoke, I\'ll grab it
they will regret calling me Rabbit
The providers of my meals and place to doze
are Smelly Feet and Big Toes
when the providers call for me
I hide away in the shrubbery
There is an exotic lady cat next door
who I\'d like to see some more
I\'ll call to her through the night
and woo her by a moon so bright
Providers couldn\'t stand my caterwauls
took me to the vet, who cut off my balls
my lady cat was not to be
she found a tom more wholesome than me
rabbit rabbit.