Sometimes I wish I could drink
I have enough of Scotland in me
You\'d think it would come naturally
But no
Oh I have experienced the thrill
Of forcing the issue and feeling ill
Or sipping a tall one then gripping the wall
As the world around me was blissfully high
But it\'s just as well I must admit
That I won\'t be drinking my calories
I\'ll put them aside for another treat
Like something decadently sweet