Well, we got along just fine,
The other night when we went to dine .
She was funny, just as her profile,
Then silence reigned for a while .
She did get quite, just as the venue,
From the moment I read from the menu.
I proposed my favourite, with extra cheese,
She nodded,” Then pizza it Is.”
She ordered hers and I did mine .
She said Bologna, I said Number nine.
She frowned and grabbed the menu ,
Oh boy! She got loud along with venue.
“You are evil and uncultured .” She yelled.
And I was like,”what the hell.”
“How could you not put this in bio?”
“But wrote your favourite Color green though.”
I was like,” Hang on, you Renaissance Monalisa.”
It is just a pineapple pizza.
Don’t you be so mean.
And who doesn’t like green.”
She left saying she was not the kind of girl,
That would ever date pineapple pizza people.
I got up and showed her way to the door,
Because I just love my pizza more .
I don’t regret even a percent,
The way that night my date went.