So what’s your excuse for a blind date
My boyfriend cheated on me, what’s yours.
Caught my mum in bed with my girlfriend.
Did you say anything.
No, she was on top, so I didn’t want to do anything
Did you tell your Dad
No, my Dads\' girlfriend killed him when she found out he was married.
Wow, you don’t have a sister, do you.
I do, but she’s not allowed within ten miles of the house.
Is she a psycho or what.
No, she smashed a chair over mum\'s head when she caught her in bed with her boyfriend.
What, your mum was on top again.
I suppose so, it’s not really a picture I want to see.
Do you have a photo of your mum.
Yes, that’s her there.
Wow, I don’t usually have lesbian tendencies, but I’d do your mum.
Yes, a lot of people want to do my mum, I don’t get it.
Can I meet her.
Why the hell would you want to meet her.
I don’t know, can I be your girlfriend.
Is this so you can meet my mum.
Of course not, can I go home with you now.
My god, what is wrong with you, woman.
Can I meet your sister, why don’t we get married.
We’ve only just met.
I know, but already I feel part of the family.