I rode up to the Inn,
Put my horse in the barn
Then went inside
And ordered my glass of mead.
As I looked round I saw him,
Orchi was sitting there
With Fido at his side.
He saw me and picked up a jug,
A jug of water,
He came across and started to pour,
Pour the water into my mead.
I managed to stop him
By tipping the water over him,
Fido barked
As though I had sworn.
The door swung open
And in came King Harold.
I knelt before him
And said “Welcome Sire”
“Arise Sir Andy, let us speak”.
Then he saw Orchi
“WHAT’S HE DOING HERE?”
The king shouted,
“I’ve no idea
He was here already
But I’ll try and get him to go away.
The King and I chatted
As we prepared for the battle.
We went to the beach,
And I told Orchi to stay in his room,
I locked him in!
Those Normans arrived
And the Battle of Hastings started.
All was going well when suddenly,
Suddenly disaster struck,
Orchi had escaped!
And was walking down the beach,
Fido at his side.
As he got close he looked up
And pointed,
“Look Sire” he said,
“What is that?
The King looked up
And because of Orchi
History was changed,
And the Normans took over,
Took over the rule of the Saxons,
All because of Orchi
Pointing in the air.