Well, I\'ve tried to shut up
But haven\'t shut up shutting up!
I go on and on -
No change there then?!
You know - at times
Endless waffle and drivel
Spouting like a volcano
Or rather, maybe like a burst sewage pipe
C\'mon now, Orchi
Why say 5 words when 20 will do?
Let\'s hear them words
Though they may be like -
Verbal diarrhoea (swoon!)
Keeping the image of the sewage pipe there
An image I know you will want to keep in mind!
Fido\'s just as bad
Why 5 barks when 20 will do? he says....
You recovered from Hastings yet?
Were you there?!
Teehee
( A secretive sort of version of \'heehee\')
Nothing to do with golf though
Notice the \'Tee\'?
I\'m going now, cos I\'m rambling
\'Where ya going on your ramble?\'
Asks Fido!