Now, look, it may sound like -
Some deep, profound question
As if \'The Unanswerable\'
Was some personalised being, or summat
But no!!
It\'s an unanswerable question in parts
No one can EVER complete both parts
(Well, only Fido!)
Part 1 - How many people in the world?
You answer - about 7.9 billion - I did a recent check
Part 2 - What are their names?!
You answer - Erm........
Well, you could answer it -
All the men are \'Joe Bloggs\'
All the women are \'Jane Doe\'!
(A female equivalent of \'Joe Bloggs\') lol.