Goldfinch60

I\'ve Been A Good Boy Today.

I’ve been a good boy today,

A very good boy.

(Mind you by saying boy

I use seventy three years

Of Poetic Licence).

I got up this day,

Stripped and changed the bed,

Did the washing,

Cleaned the house.

And then I did it,

Did that which I always delay.

I did the ironing,

YES! I did the ironing!

And once more I proved,

Proved that there is a bottom,

A bottom to the ironing basket.

So yes, I’ve been a good boy today,

A very good boy.