orchidee

Halloween Horror

Why, yes, of course, barks Fido

Mark this one 18+

It\'s utterly scary!

 

Now, where them hymns, Orchi?

Why ya plunging into darkness

Of ghosts and goblins

And ghoulies? - oops, not THAT sort! heehee.

 

You knows hobgoblins...

Them nasty little things living at bottom of your garden

Otherwise know as mothers-in-laws!

 

I went to buy a Halloween mask

I saved money

The assistant said

\'Ohh, ya don\'t need a mask

You\'re ugly enough already\'

\'Thanks very much\', I said

And punched him on the nose! lol

 

And what\'s them \'satanic mills\'

As in one rather eccentric hymn?

\'Jerusalem\' (And did those feet?) - good tune...

But dunno what the author is banging on about

In half of the words

What\'s evil about working in a mill? Doh!

 

And, nope, I doubt Jesus visited England and

\'Walked upon England\'s mountain green\'

There was no bus service from Israel to England then

The No.7 bus does this journey these days, I\'m sure

Unless He swam across the Channel? Doh!

 

But the ultimate horrific scare

What can it be but four words

That ya never want to hear.....

\'I will now sing!\'

That\'s no surprise to ya really.

 

Well, here\'s that hymn

Make of it what ya will!